JuicyLucy

Lucy, 16, UK. My blog is basically just a mess of fandoms and other random goodness(^ω^)

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

christoph-waltzed:

I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get  it cut

So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.

She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places. 

REALEST zodiac sign stuff

  • Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
  • Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
  • Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
  • Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
  • Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
  • Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
  • Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
  • Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
  • Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner
  • Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
  • Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
  • Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites

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officialunitedstates:

At first the cube was only a news story, but as the days went on, it became more and more of a part of everyday life for the people of Topeka, Kansas.  Yes, it was weird, and YES it could easily have been some form of hostile UFO, but at the beginning nothing was present to suggest that fact.  Sure, a cube the size of thirty square acres floating ominously above the downtown area was strange, but after a few weeks, you tend to get used to it.

Of course, there was Cheese Friday, when loads and loads of American cheese started pouring out of one of the cube’s eight corners.  It looked fine, sure, but was it a good idea for the national guard to let a few people taste it?  Probably not.

And then there was Upside-Down Weekend, where the cube turned itself upside-down for the weekend, and then come Monday, flipped itself back right-side up.  A lot of people gave this one a C-.

My personal favorite was Back to School Tuesday, when a few local stores had back to school sales on backpacks and supplies.  Wait, that had nothing to do with the cube.

Most people probably would say Slushy Night was the best, just because it was a fun challenge to try to catch the slushy snowflakes as they streamed out of one of the cube’s 16 edges.  Some of them were orange, some were cherry, but the majority of the crystalline shower tasted like a very nice blend of tropical fruits. 

I still can’t believe the FAA shot it down because it didn’t have the correct clearances for Topeka airspace.  Oh well, you win some, you lose some.